Okay, this is another contest I've entered. For this one you must write a Fibonacci Poem with knitting content. As most people are aware, the Fibonacci sequence goes as follows 0, 1,1,2,3,5,8,13, etc. Each number is the sum of its two predecessors.
The Knitting Curmudgeon is holding this contest in celebration of her birthday today. Happy Birthday Knitting Curmudgeon!
Here's what I submitted:
0 ~
1 Cat
1 Chewing
2 And frogging
3 I frantically knit
5 The socks must be finished
8 Mom asked for special hand knit birthday socks
13 Kitty pulls stitches off double points again, rabbit kicks and bites the sock
21 Sock and sanity now unravel, profanity errupts loudly, kitty scrambles for safety from crazed human, indignant kitty sits
behind closed door
34 Knitting resumes with soggy yarn and silence, heel is turned, gusset picked up, foot finished, toe shaped, grafting done,
ends woven, sock completed, door opens, "here kitty kitty" why won't kitty play with yarn?