Monday, July 17, 2006

Cabin Cove Dave is hilarious!

Okay, so this afternoon I was enjoying my daily dose of blog. I lurk a lot and even comment on several peoples' sites. One of my favorite reads is Cabin Cove Dave's knitting and quilting blog(s). Dave lives the life of my fantasy alter-ego. He is a talented quilter, knitter, dyer and he can sew up a storm. And obviously comedian can also be added to his resume'. He has posted an answer to that age-old joke and philosophical question about why the chicken crossed the road. I do not know if he wrote this or not, but the humor is appreciated regardless.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on THIS side of the road before he goes after the problem on the OTHER SIDE of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his CURRENT problems before adding NEW problems.
OPRAH:Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W BUSH:We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road,or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road…
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY:Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it. It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE:That chicken crossed the road because he’s GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN:To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART:No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS:Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:To die in the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL:Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the “other side.” That’s why they call it the “other side.” Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like “the other side.” That chicken should not be crossing the road. It’s as plain and simple as that!
GRANDPA:In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS:Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and then went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON:Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
ARISTOTLE:It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES:I have just released eChicken2006, which will not only cross roads but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your check book.Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra…#@&&^( C … Reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE:I invented the chicken!

Thank you Dave, you made my day!


Blogger Karen said...

So funny - thanks for sharing!!

6:26 PM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

Har har! I sent it to a bunch of other silly people too.. :)

6:31 PM  
Blogger Heidi said...

Guess who's back!!!!!!! Sorry I have been away for a while, but we had NO computer for a few months and now be bought one!!! love it - glad to see you again! stop on over, ps. beautiful flowers and did you move?

8:39 PM  
Blogger Karla said...

Very funny!

Hey come check out my latest post dated July 17th!

1:48 AM  
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