Wednesday, November 15, 2006

This may be a sign that I need more coffee than usual this morning , but these "purls" of wisdom made me laugh while opening my morning email (thank you Todd).

Deep Thoughts for Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously:

>Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.>
> The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.>
> A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.>
> If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.>
> When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.>
> Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.>
> Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.>
> Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.>
> Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, could burn your butt tomorrow.

3 Comments:

Blogger Cindy said...

Are these Murphy's Laws?? They cracked me up anyway and it kinda still hurts to open my mouth very wide. Hope the rains are holding off for you. We've had them here for the past two days. We're expecting an inch of snow tonight. That's early for us, but I'm still excited. Take care kiddo!

1:24 PM  
Blogger Julie said...

I especially like the last one :) Words to live by.

3:36 PM  
Blogger Terri said...

Love 'em. :o)

4:46 PM  

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