This may be a sign that I need more coffee than usual this morning , but these "purls" of wisdom made me laugh while opening my morning email (thank you Todd).

Deep Thoughts for Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously:

>Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.>
> The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.>
> A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.>
> If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.>
> When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.>
> Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.>
> Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.>
> Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.>
> Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, could burn your butt tomorrow.